Post by sake1 on Nov 11, 2005 17:51:00 GMT -5
Sleeping…Weasley?
Harry potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. I don’t. All things are hers blah, blah. Oh one person is mine. Eve is mine! This was my first Fiction. Be kind.
Ron was walking around at King’s cross. His parents had dropped him off there with Ginny because they needed to go screw-Er- work.
“Ron where are we going?”
“Foooooood!”
“Ron, The train!”
“Later, food now!”
“Loser brother.”
“Shut up woman.”
Ron found a McDonalds and walked to the counter. A girl with long pink hair tied back in a pig tale raise an eyebrow at them. On her hat it had a pin of the United States. Kids in robs and pushing carts. < More weirdoes today.> on her Name tag it said “EVE”. She forced a smile.
“Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?”
“Food!”
“Well yes sir we serve food. But which one do you want?”
“Freedom fries!” Her smile twitched.
“In England they are called ‘chips’.”
“I know that you American git!”
“What’d you call me?”
“A git!” Ginny piped up.
“That’s it bitch!” Eve jumped over the counter and drew a Shank out of no where. “Let’s go kid!”
(Shank: a really big Knife!)
“I’m a wizard. Can’t mess with me!” Ron pushed her over with his wand and toke his fries. The girl got up and ran after him.
Ron was waving to Harry when Eve tackled him.
“You got to pay for those!” She twisted his arm.
“Back off!” Ron bucked.
“Um…” Harry blushed.
“Harry!” Ginny walked over to him forgetting her brother.
Then Hermione popped out of no where.
“Miss! You shouldn’t hurt costumers!”
“He stole the French fries!”
“Their Chips in England.” Ginny reminded her.
“And in America they are Freedom Fries.” Hermione reported.
“I’ll call them French fries if I want!”
“None the less hurting Ron won’t help you!” Harry nodded.
“Does someone money for the fries?”
They looked at each other.
“No.” Hermone lied.
“Nope” Harry shrugged.
“I got a sickle and a button!” Ginny smiled.
Ron gowned. “Some friends you are!”
“Silence you!” Eve bites his arm.
“ACK! RAID! RAID!” Ron yelled.
“Ron, darling it’s rape not Raid.” Hermone reported.
“Oh… ACK! RAPE! RAPE!” Ron screamed.
“Weasley’s into S and M?” Melfoy questioned.
“Fuck off!” Ron screamed.
“No thank you Weasley I’m a pimp. I have Crab and Goryl. Only 200 a blow job, interested Potter?”
“Maybe later.” Harry waved Draco off.
“Pay for the damn food!” the girl wailed.
“No!” Ron Yelled.
“Then I’ll Curse you!”
“WHAT!?” Everyone said
“You can’t!” Hermone reported.
“Watch me!” She cleared her through. “True and beautiful you maybe but!” Dramatic pause! “In three hours you will prick your finger on a frigid bitch and DIE!” Eve went skipping off.
“Shit!” Ron spat.
“It’s not a real curse is it Hem?” Harry asked.
“Well…Yes.”
“Shit!” Ron spat again.
“Let’s make the most of Ronnie’s last hours!” Screamed Ginny.
“Alright for a dying man Crab will be One Sickle.” Draco smiled.
“Fuck off!”
“A ray of hope there still my be, in the gift I give to thee.” Hermone begin. “Prick your finger on a bitch but instead of dying you will only sleep until true loves first kiss awakens you!”
“… You’ve seen sleeping beauty to many times.” Harry said.
“Shut up!”
~~~~~time passes~~~~~~~~
Ron and everybody are at school. (Yaw!) And the damned hat is done sing and everyone’s eating.
“Food!” Ron screamed.
“Why didn’t you pay the woman?”
“Fuck off Hem!”
Crab came walking over in drag. “Ron, My pimp says I can sleep with you for one sickle cuz you’re dying.”
Ron made a face. “Um… Harry?”
Harry toke Crab on his lap. “Here be with me hot cheeks.”
“Harry!” Crab giggle.
“Honestly you boys!” Hermone turned to yell when she brushed Ron. She “pricked him”.
“FUCK!” Ron fell over.
“…Opps I did it again.” Hermone said.
~~~ End chapter one
Harry potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. I don’t. All things are hers blah, blah. Oh one person is mine. Eve is mine! This was my first Fiction. Be kind.
Ron was walking around at King’s cross. His parents had dropped him off there with Ginny because they needed to go screw-Er- work.
“Ron where are we going?”
“Foooooood!”
“Ron, The train!”
“Later, food now!”
“Loser brother.”
“Shut up woman.”
Ron found a McDonalds and walked to the counter. A girl with long pink hair tied back in a pig tale raise an eyebrow at them. On her hat it had a pin of the United States. Kids in robs and pushing carts. < More weirdoes today.> on her Name tag it said “EVE”. She forced a smile.
“Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?”
“Food!”
“Well yes sir we serve food. But which one do you want?”
“Freedom fries!” Her smile twitched.
“In England they are called ‘chips’.”
“I know that you American git!”
“What’d you call me?”
“A git!” Ginny piped up.
“That’s it bitch!” Eve jumped over the counter and drew a Shank out of no where. “Let’s go kid!”
(Shank: a really big Knife!)
“I’m a wizard. Can’t mess with me!” Ron pushed her over with his wand and toke his fries. The girl got up and ran after him.
Ron was waving to Harry when Eve tackled him.
“You got to pay for those!” She twisted his arm.
“Back off!” Ron bucked.
“Um…” Harry blushed.
“Harry!” Ginny walked over to him forgetting her brother.
Then Hermione popped out of no where.
“Miss! You shouldn’t hurt costumers!”
“He stole the French fries!”
“Their Chips in England.” Ginny reminded her.
“And in America they are Freedom Fries.” Hermione reported.
“I’ll call them French fries if I want!”
“None the less hurting Ron won’t help you!” Harry nodded.
“Does someone money for the fries?”
They looked at each other.
“No.” Hermone lied.
“Nope” Harry shrugged.
“I got a sickle and a button!” Ginny smiled.
Ron gowned. “Some friends you are!”
“Silence you!” Eve bites his arm.
“ACK! RAID! RAID!” Ron yelled.
“Ron, darling it’s rape not Raid.” Hermone reported.
“Oh… ACK! RAPE! RAPE!” Ron screamed.
“Weasley’s into S and M?” Melfoy questioned.
“Fuck off!” Ron screamed.
“No thank you Weasley I’m a pimp. I have Crab and Goryl. Only 200 a blow job, interested Potter?”
“Maybe later.” Harry waved Draco off.
“Pay for the damn food!” the girl wailed.
“No!” Ron Yelled.
“Then I’ll Curse you!”
“WHAT!?” Everyone said
“You can’t!” Hermone reported.
“Watch me!” She cleared her through. “True and beautiful you maybe but!” Dramatic pause! “In three hours you will prick your finger on a frigid bitch and DIE!” Eve went skipping off.
“Shit!” Ron spat.
“It’s not a real curse is it Hem?” Harry asked.
“Well…Yes.”
“Shit!” Ron spat again.
“Let’s make the most of Ronnie’s last hours!” Screamed Ginny.
“Alright for a dying man Crab will be One Sickle.” Draco smiled.
“Fuck off!”
“A ray of hope there still my be, in the gift I give to thee.” Hermone begin. “Prick your finger on a bitch but instead of dying you will only sleep until true loves first kiss awakens you!”
“… You’ve seen sleeping beauty to many times.” Harry said.
“Shut up!”
~~~~~time passes~~~~~~~~
Ron and everybody are at school. (Yaw!) And the damned hat is done sing and everyone’s eating.
“Food!” Ron screamed.
“Why didn’t you pay the woman?”
“Fuck off Hem!”
Crab came walking over in drag. “Ron, My pimp says I can sleep with you for one sickle cuz you’re dying.”
Ron made a face. “Um… Harry?”
Harry toke Crab on his lap. “Here be with me hot cheeks.”
“Harry!” Crab giggle.
“Honestly you boys!” Hermone turned to yell when she brushed Ron. She “pricked him”.
“FUCK!” Ron fell over.
“…Opps I did it again.” Hermone said.
~~~ End chapter one