Post by sake1 on Nov 11, 2005 17:43:55 GMT -5
You Know You’re Obsessed With Harry Potter When….
1. You have a website about Harry Potter
2. You’ve written a Harry Potter fanfic
3. You’ve written a H.P. fic with you’re self in it.
4. You find you have the urge to buy think black framed glasses and break them just to tape them together again.
5. You slick your hair back.
6. You get a perm and tell every one your name is Hermione. * bonus if you’re a guy
7. You see a pink long dress with lace sleeves and you giggle madly *Bonus: you buy it (Ron’s dress robes.)
8. You name your pets after H.P. Characters.
9. You name your friend’s pet after H.P. Char.
10. You’ve read an adult Fic about H.P.
11. You’ve written a H.P. Adult fic
12. You bought a Magazine if it even mentions Harry Potter.
13. You consider J.K. Rowling to be some kind of a ‘god’.
14. You’re worst fear is that J.K. Rowling will die before she finishes the books.
15. You’ve considered kidnapping J.K. Rowling just so she’ll write faster.
16. You consider kidnapping J.K. Rowling so she’ll write a certain Ship. (relationship/couple)
17. You consider kidnapping J.K. Rowling so she’ll write you in the books.
18. Any time in the books/movies you see something that even in the slightest way hits to a certain Ship you smile happily *Bonus if you tell every one you know. * Extra Bonus if you tell everyone you don’t know.
19. You have converted a person to liking Harry Potter.
20. You nearly have a heart attack when some one bends the cover of the book behind the back.
21. You believe Harry Potter is real.
22. You decide your going to go find Little Whinging to find the Dursleys.
23. You go to Wiltshire to find the Malfoy Mansion. (in book five it says that Lucius makes a comment from his Wiltshire mansion)
24. You call your self by the last name of your Favorite H.P. Char. (Hi I’m Alie Potter. Sorry Alie, I love you.)
25. You’re reading this page.
26. You’re making down how many you have.
27. When (if) you saw M. Night’s “The Village” you hissed/ cheered/ laughed every time they said “Lucius”
28. You have beat up anyone who says J.K. Rowling is copying J.R.R. Tolking.
29. You hate LOTR and the people who like it.
30. You didn’t read/ see ‘the series of unfortunate events’ because you thought it was copying H.P. (And that would also make you a fool. It’s not, but it’s pretty damn close to being as good.)
31. You know the books/ movies by heart.
32. You’ve tried out for a play using a monologue from the books/movies *Bonus if you got the part. (Which I did.)
33. You stopped talking to people who don’t like H.P.
34. You cross your self every time someone says anything bad about Harry Potter.
35. You stole the last “collector’s” 5th book from a small child at Wal*mart. (It came in a book and had a collector’s cover.)
36. You’ve made Dollz of the H.P. Chars.
37. You’ve sewn plushie/ doll of H.P. Char
38. You’ve compared to H.P. to something in a school project.
39. You’ve gone as a H.P. Char to a book release/ movie.
40. You’ve seen at least 2 of the movies at midnight the day it came out.
41. You’ve drawn Fanart of H.P.
42. You’ve drawn dirty Fanart.
43. You print off dirty things (Fanfics and/or Fanart) of H.P.
44. You want to have hot wild sex with Draco.
45. You want a Tom Riddle diary.
46. You’ve thought more then once that James isn’t really Harry’s dad.
47. You buy a wand.
48. You quote the books or movies at random times.
49. You’ve bought ‘Harry Potter cologne’ or anything really odd with Harry Potter in the name.
50. You have sexual fantasies with H.P. Characters. *bonus: if it contains more them one of them.
51. Every time you see a spider you kill it in hopes it will impress Ron
52. You call suck-ups and teacher’s pets “Hermione”.
53. you’ve bought Harry Potter stuff at Torrid/Hot Topic
54. You don’t clean your room because “that’s what house elves are for.”
55. After saying a cool insult you do the patent Malfoy eyebrow twitch.
56. Your excuse for not doing your homework is “My scar was burning so the Dark lord is planning my death.”
57. You have an entire side of you Christmas tree (or shelf if your not into Christmas) covered in H.P. stuff.
58. You have a Harry Potter themed birthday party year after, year, after year.
59. You have read (or at least tried) Harry Potter Doujin. (Or is it Doujinshi?)
60. On school spirit day you dress up as a Hogwarts student.
61. You will not see any of the Harry Potter movies because they won’t show everything from the books.
62. You’re convinced that Harry Potter would make a kick ass anime.
63. You’re plotting the death of the director of POA. (The third movie.)
64. You have beaten all the Harry Potter games. (Unlike me who is stuck on DADA in the first computer game.)
65. You collect blinkies and bumper stickers that have anything to do with H.P.
66. You call people you don’t like “muggles”
67. You hate and won’t talk to anyone who has only seen the movies.
68. You notice similarities between the Vampires in Blade and the wizards in Harry Potter. (Both think ‘pure’ is the best way. i.e. to be born a vamp or Wizard.)
69. You think of H.P. Chars playing roles in different movies.
70. You introduce your self as “An older less magical Harry Potter.”
71. You say “Oh Merlin!” instead of “Oh my God!”
72. You’ve read the books more then ten times.
73. You don’t believe that Sirus is dead.
74. You imagine your self in the books/ movies.
75. You have a count down to the next book or movie coming out.
76. You will not leave the house until you finish the book.
77. You get a tattoo of a lightning bolt on your forehead.
78. You killed a LOTR fan just to see if you could see a thestral. (Evil ponies from the 5th book.)
79. You’ve plastered your room full of Harry Potter and move onto the other rooms of your house.
80. Your parental units become worried about you because some of the pictures are “dirty”.
81. The therapist your parental units sent you to is also obsessed with Harry Potter.
82. You’re in a RPG as a H.P. Char. (or your self going to Hogwarts.)
83. You not only have pictures of Ron you have pictures of the guy who plays him.
84. You’re on multiple Harry Potter message boards.
85. You have had over heated conversations on if James Potter is really a “nice guy.”
86. You have over heated conversations about what an ass James is and how poor Snape is really cool.
87. You see slight (very slight) similarities between Worm-tale and Snape. (Both betray their friends and join the other side.)
88. Every time J.K. Rowling goes into a little detail your mind goes automatically to slash. (Ron toke an unnecessarily large gulp of water, Harry saw it spill over his chin onto his chest.)
89. You notice typos in the books.
90. You can see Harry Potter being the next James Bond.
91. In fact, you’re convinced that the kid who plays Harry will be James Bond.
92. You can’t remember life with out Harry Potter.
93. You can’t conceive what life would have been like with out Harry Potter.
94. You bought the sound track to the movies.
95. You open the door to your room and don’t find a guy from Harry Potter on your bed you start to cry.
96. You buy a ferret just so you can call it Draco.
97. You’ve converted someone into liking the same ship as you.
98. You know all the Sorting Hat’s song by heart.
99. You insist that your teachers call you by your last name.
100. You’ve written an YKYOWHPW list.
1. You have a website about Harry Potter
2. You’ve written a Harry Potter fanfic
3. You’ve written a H.P. fic with you’re self in it.
4. You find you have the urge to buy think black framed glasses and break them just to tape them together again.
5. You slick your hair back.
6. You get a perm and tell every one your name is Hermione. * bonus if you’re a guy
7. You see a pink long dress with lace sleeves and you giggle madly *Bonus: you buy it (Ron’s dress robes.)
8. You name your pets after H.P. Characters.
9. You name your friend’s pet after H.P. Char.
10. You’ve read an adult Fic about H.P.
11. You’ve written a H.P. Adult fic
12. You bought a Magazine if it even mentions Harry Potter.
13. You consider J.K. Rowling to be some kind of a ‘god’.
14. You’re worst fear is that J.K. Rowling will die before she finishes the books.
15. You’ve considered kidnapping J.K. Rowling just so she’ll write faster.
16. You consider kidnapping J.K. Rowling so she’ll write a certain Ship. (relationship/couple)
17. You consider kidnapping J.K. Rowling so she’ll write you in the books.
18. Any time in the books/movies you see something that even in the slightest way hits to a certain Ship you smile happily *Bonus if you tell every one you know. * Extra Bonus if you tell everyone you don’t know.
19. You have converted a person to liking Harry Potter.
20. You nearly have a heart attack when some one bends the cover of the book behind the back.
21. You believe Harry Potter is real.
22. You decide your going to go find Little Whinging to find the Dursleys.
23. You go to Wiltshire to find the Malfoy Mansion. (in book five it says that Lucius makes a comment from his Wiltshire mansion)
24. You call your self by the last name of your Favorite H.P. Char. (Hi I’m Alie Potter. Sorry Alie, I love you.)
25. You’re reading this page.
26. You’re making down how many you have.
27. When (if) you saw M. Night’s “The Village” you hissed/ cheered/ laughed every time they said “Lucius”
28. You have beat up anyone who says J.K. Rowling is copying J.R.R. Tolking.
29. You hate LOTR and the people who like it.
30. You didn’t read/ see ‘the series of unfortunate events’ because you thought it was copying H.P. (And that would also make you a fool. It’s not, but it’s pretty damn close to being as good.)
31. You know the books/ movies by heart.
32. You’ve tried out for a play using a monologue from the books/movies *Bonus if you got the part. (Which I did.)
33. You stopped talking to people who don’t like H.P.
34. You cross your self every time someone says anything bad about Harry Potter.
35. You stole the last “collector’s” 5th book from a small child at Wal*mart. (It came in a book and had a collector’s cover.)
36. You’ve made Dollz of the H.P. Chars.
37. You’ve sewn plushie/ doll of H.P. Char
38. You’ve compared to H.P. to something in a school project.
39. You’ve gone as a H.P. Char to a book release/ movie.
40. You’ve seen at least 2 of the movies at midnight the day it came out.
41. You’ve drawn Fanart of H.P.
42. You’ve drawn dirty Fanart.
43. You print off dirty things (Fanfics and/or Fanart) of H.P.
44. You want to have hot wild sex with Draco.
45. You want a Tom Riddle diary.
46. You’ve thought more then once that James isn’t really Harry’s dad.
47. You buy a wand.
48. You quote the books or movies at random times.
49. You’ve bought ‘Harry Potter cologne’ or anything really odd with Harry Potter in the name.
50. You have sexual fantasies with H.P. Characters. *bonus: if it contains more them one of them.
51. Every time you see a spider you kill it in hopes it will impress Ron
52. You call suck-ups and teacher’s pets “Hermione”.
53. you’ve bought Harry Potter stuff at Torrid/Hot Topic
54. You don’t clean your room because “that’s what house elves are for.”
55. After saying a cool insult you do the patent Malfoy eyebrow twitch.
56. Your excuse for not doing your homework is “My scar was burning so the Dark lord is planning my death.”
57. You have an entire side of you Christmas tree (or shelf if your not into Christmas) covered in H.P. stuff.
58. You have a Harry Potter themed birthday party year after, year, after year.
59. You have read (or at least tried) Harry Potter Doujin. (Or is it Doujinshi?)
60. On school spirit day you dress up as a Hogwarts student.
61. You will not see any of the Harry Potter movies because they won’t show everything from the books.
62. You’re convinced that Harry Potter would make a kick ass anime.
63. You’re plotting the death of the director of POA. (The third movie.)
64. You have beaten all the Harry Potter games. (Unlike me who is stuck on DADA in the first computer game.)
65. You collect blinkies and bumper stickers that have anything to do with H.P.
66. You call people you don’t like “muggles”
67. You hate and won’t talk to anyone who has only seen the movies.
68. You notice similarities between the Vampires in Blade and the wizards in Harry Potter. (Both think ‘pure’ is the best way. i.e. to be born a vamp or Wizard.)
69. You think of H.P. Chars playing roles in different movies.
70. You introduce your self as “An older less magical Harry Potter.”
71. You say “Oh Merlin!” instead of “Oh my God!”
72. You’ve read the books more then ten times.
73. You don’t believe that Sirus is dead.
74. You imagine your self in the books/ movies.
75. You have a count down to the next book or movie coming out.
76. You will not leave the house until you finish the book.
77. You get a tattoo of a lightning bolt on your forehead.
78. You killed a LOTR fan just to see if you could see a thestral. (Evil ponies from the 5th book.)
79. You’ve plastered your room full of Harry Potter and move onto the other rooms of your house.
80. Your parental units become worried about you because some of the pictures are “dirty”.
81. The therapist your parental units sent you to is also obsessed with Harry Potter.
82. You’re in a RPG as a H.P. Char. (or your self going to Hogwarts.)
83. You not only have pictures of Ron you have pictures of the guy who plays him.
84. You’re on multiple Harry Potter message boards.
85. You have had over heated conversations on if James Potter is really a “nice guy.”
86. You have over heated conversations about what an ass James is and how poor Snape is really cool.
87. You see slight (very slight) similarities between Worm-tale and Snape. (Both betray their friends and join the other side.)
88. Every time J.K. Rowling goes into a little detail your mind goes automatically to slash. (Ron toke an unnecessarily large gulp of water, Harry saw it spill over his chin onto his chest.)
89. You notice typos in the books.
90. You can see Harry Potter being the next James Bond.
91. In fact, you’re convinced that the kid who plays Harry will be James Bond.
92. You can’t remember life with out Harry Potter.
93. You can’t conceive what life would have been like with out Harry Potter.
94. You bought the sound track to the movies.
95. You open the door to your room and don’t find a guy from Harry Potter on your bed you start to cry.
96. You buy a ferret just so you can call it Draco.
97. You’ve converted someone into liking the same ship as you.
98. You know all the Sorting Hat’s song by heart.
99. You insist that your teachers call you by your last name.
100. You’ve written an YKYOWHPW list.
